Real Man (As Performed By Dagwood [feat. Heavy Breath​]​)

from by Heavy Wood

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Violence against preference of who I screw/freak
Violence against gender
You reap what you sow

Does it make you feel like a real man
To take control?

Those who have been abused
Go on to abuse
It's our fault

One in four women have been the victim
Of twisted men using sex
As their freaking weapon

You're a real man now

Uhhh Heavy Wood 2013
Respect your elders
Wipe your dog's ass after it shits
Excuse yourself when you fart
Clean your groin before sex
Advil and milkshakes
Apple pie
Corn on the cob
Don't step on bugs purposefully
Picnic tables
Fuck my butthole
Clean between your toes
Don't date your sister

Do women with power bother you?
Do men with men bother you?


from Heavy Wood, released July 29, 2013



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